Acho piada quando dizemos não a uma apresentação, e de forma subtil somos levados a levar com a "pescada" do sim

Acho piada continuar a receber notificações de mp's quando deixei de ter essa funcionalidade...

Não fui eu

Eu tbm nao.

Vamos ver quem se acusa...looooool

Fui eu SaritaH...

Tantas questões, tantas inquietações...

Só ligo para as ninas 27vezes numa hora...

Honey I feel your bone, I'd rather sit here all alone
Oh honey I feel your bone, I'd rather sit here all alone
You tell me that you love me, don't try and corrupt me
I'm saving myself for Jesus

You can titty-fuck me, Tie me up, dry-hump me
and slap me in the face, I'll even let you call me mommy
He died upon the cross, let me get my point across
My hymen belongs to Jesus

Honey I'll roll over let you poke me in the back door
Oh Honey I'll roll over let you cram it in my back door
I ain't gonna be one of them Mary Magdelene whores
My pussy belongs to Jesus

I ain't going to hell like them sumbitch moslims
the catholics and the jews and osama bin ladens
I aint going to hell like ol' Charlie Manson
Jimmy Carter or the fucking Unibomber

And when we get married then I'll let you pop my cherry
and I'll love you like the devil in our home in Shelbyville
and we'll go up to heaven and we'll meet ol' baby Jesus
you'll be so glad that we waited
you'll be so glad that we waited
Honey I feel your bone

Garfunkel and Oates - The Loophole

All my life I've been good
Do what my mom and dad and God say I should
Go to church and Bible School
To live by God's rule

So whatever people tell me
That The Bible tells me
I will do

Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring
Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check
It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend
And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck

But I made a pact
To keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight

Never learned about the birds and the bees
I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees
Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long

I don't want to lose him
To someone who'll do him
I need to figure something out

Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well
So I can get him off without going to hell
It's my Hail Mary, full of grace
In Jesus' name we go to fifth base!

Oh, thank you for making me holy
And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
And since I'm not a Godless whore
He'll have to come in the back door
Therefore

Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It's just between you and me
Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

It's hard to be as pure as me
To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
To wait until my marriage bed
To give my husband my unsullied maiden head

So take your cock out
Shove it in my ass
Fuck me until you cum

Oops! I mean let's join our souls
And unite our bodies
And fly with the wings of God

Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris
If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this
And no prophylactics when you put it in
Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin

I've emptied my bowels
And laid out the towels
I'm ready for romance

Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest
But of all of my holes, this ones the driest
And we can't procreate if we anally copulate
And God is Ok with sodomy, but only if you're straight

And I'm staying pure, no matter what
So I'm Ok with everything but...
Everything but...
Everything butt

Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization
It's just between you and me
Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see

I do whatever The Bible tells me to
Except for the parts that I choose to ignore
Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient
But the rest I live by for sure

So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
And how it condones slavery and killing gays because those parts don't count, of
course
Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and

omissions
To circumvent any real sacrifice, but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
And don't you dare question my convictions
And don't look closely at the contradictions
Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
And have faith in its complete jurisdiction
As the only way to measure if you're good or not
And in a debate, just say to "have faith"
Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got
So close your eyes
Take a deep breath
And.
Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
The good Lord would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization
It's just between you and me
Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
Yeah, my chastity belt has locks
But sometimes you need to think outside the box

Hmm..mais uma que apagaste antes de eu conseguir ler?

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Acho piada estar a caminho de casa cansado e esgotado depois de um dia de trabalho, dar-me na moina em ligar a uma mas ter duvidas devido ao cansaço e com níveis de energia em baixo....assim que a atende so de ouvir a sua voz fico logo em sentido e digo........... epa então não tens nada para fazer vou ja para ai o amor é lindo

Acho piada que, se a boataria tonta sobre "o atentado em Portugal" https://www.publico.pt/2017/08/31/socie ... do-1783939, por acaso, visse a confirmar-se, ia ser quase uma repetição exacta do meu 9/11 viewtopic.php?p=394270#p394270 .

.. a estar no mesmo lugar, à mesma hora, à espera de quem não vai aparecer.

.. a estar no mesmo lugar, à mesma hora, à espera de quem não vai aparecer.