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Acho piada...
24 Ago 2017
gb_lespaul
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Re: Acho piada...
Acho piada quando dizemos não a uma apresentação, e de forma subtil somos levados a levar com a "pescada" do sim
24 Ago 2017
Sarah Sweet
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Re: Acho piada...
Acho piada continuar a receber notificações de mp's quando deixei de ter essa funcionalidade...
28 Ago 2017
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Re: Acho piada...
Não fui eu
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28 Ago 2017
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Re: Acho piada...
Eu tbm nao.
28 Ago 2017
Sarah Sweet
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Vamos ver quem se acusa...looooool
28 Ago 2017
rodado
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Re: Acho piada...
Fui eu SaritaH...
Tantas questões, tantas inquietações...
28 Ago 2017
TwoBones
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Re: Acho piada...
Só ligo para as ninas 27vezes numa hora...
28 Ago 2017
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Honey I feel your bone, I'd rather sit here all alone Oh honey I feel your bone, I'd rather sit here all alone You tell me that you love me, don't try and corrupt me I'm saving myself for Jesus
You can titty-fuck me, Tie me up, dry-hump me and slap me in the face, I'll even let you call me mommy He died upon the cross, let me get my point across My hymen belongs to Jesus
Honey I'll roll over let you poke me in the back door Oh Honey I'll roll over let you cram it in my back door I ain't gonna be one of them Mary Magdelene whores My pussy belongs to Jesus
I ain't going to hell like them sumbitch moslims the catholics and the jews and osama bin ladens I aint going to hell like ol' Charlie Manson Jimmy Carter or the fucking Unibomber
And when we get married then I'll let you pop my cherry and I'll love you like the devil in our home in Shelbyville and we'll go up to heaven and we'll meet ol' baby Jesus you'll be so glad that we waited you'll be so glad that we waited Honey I feel your bone
28 Ago 2017
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Garfunkel and Oates - The Loophole
All my life I've been good Do what my mom and dad and God say I should Go to church and Bible School To live by God's rule
So whatever people tell me That The Bible tells me I will do
Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck
But I made a pact To keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight
Never learned about the birds and the bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
I don't want to lose him To someone who'll do him I need to figure something out
Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base!
Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a Godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore
Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head
So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you cum
Oops! I mean let's join our souls And unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God
Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin
I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance
Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest But of all of my holes, this ones the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God is Ok with sodomy, but only if you're straight
And I'm staying pure, no matter what So I'm Ok with everything but... Everything but... Everything butt
Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
I do whatever The Bible tells me to Except for the parts that I choose to ignore Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient But the rest I live by for sure
So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce And how it condones slavery and killing gays because those parts don't count, of course Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and
omissions To circumvent any real sacrifice, but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions And don't you dare question my convictions And don't look closely at the contradictions Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion And have faith in its complete jurisdiction As the only way to measure if you're good or not And in a debate, just say to "have faith" Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got So close your eyes Take a deep breath And. Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see Yeah, my chastity belt has locks But sometimes you need to think outside the box
28 Ago 2017
Sarah Sweet
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Re: Acho piada...
rodado Escreveu:
Fui eu SaritaH...
Tantas questões, tantas inquietações...
Hmm..mais uma que apagaste antes de eu conseguir ler?
Tens sempre o e-mail
28 Ago 2017
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Re: Acho piada...
Acho piada estar a caminho de casa cansado e esgotado depois de um dia de trabalho, dar-me na moina em ligar a uma mas ter duvidas devido ao cansaço e com níveis de energia em baixo....assim que a atende so de ouvir a sua voz fico logo em sentido e digo........... epa então não tens nada para fazer vou ja para ai o amor é lindo
29 Ago 2017
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Re: Acho piada...
Acho piada que, se a boataria tonta sobre "o atentado em Portugal" https://www.publico.pt/2017/08/31/socie ... do-1783939, por acaso, visse a confirmar-se, ia ser quase uma repetição exacta do meu 9/11 viewtopic.php?p=394270#p394270 .
31 Ago 2017
gb_lespaul
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Re: Acho piada...
.. a estar no mesmo lugar, à mesma hora, à espera de quem não vai aparecer.
02 Set 2017
gb_lespaul
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Re: Acho piada...
.. a estar no mesmo lugar, à mesma hora, à espera de quem não vai aparecer.